The Func Dead Heads

Tue Oct 05, 2021 -- CSPAN Horror Show Saturday
Tue Oct 05, 2021 -- Ghost of Halloween Present
Tue Oct 05, 2021 -- Havana Syndrome Chasers
Tue Oct 05, 2021 -- Last House on the Left
Tue Oct 05, 2021 -- Late-Stage Capitalism Halloween Costume Generator
Tue Sep 07, 2021 -- It’s [Insert Date] and COVID is Surging Again. Here Is What You Need to Know.
Tue Jun 29, 2021 -- A Tribute to the Quarantine Pieces We Didn’t Write
Tue Jun 29, 2021 -- You Are Patriotically Invited to Christian’s (FKA Doug’s) Fourth of July BBQ
Tue Jun 15, 2021 -- Functionally Dead Presents Some Lesser Known Senate Parliamentarian Rules
Tue Jun 01, 2021 -- Billionaire-Statement-to-Downplay-Connection-to-Jeffrey-Epstein Generator
Tue Jun 01, 2021 -- The DNC Presents Lib Pride: Safe Spaces in High Places
Tue May 18, 2021 -- Andrew Yang’s First 100 Days
Tue May 18, 2021 -- The Intersection of Tech-Town & Hell: Andrew Yang’s Proposed Street Name Dedications
Tue May 18, 2021 -- The Yang Gang Continues to Grow!
Tue May 18, 2021 -- What’s In My Messenger Bag? Andrew Yang Edition
Tue May 18, 2021 -- Who Said It: Andrew Yang or Our Dumb Friend Gerg While He Was High?
Tue May 04, 2021 -- Centrist Slogan Generator
Tue Apr 20, 2021 -- We Asked These Self-Identified Democrats Why They’re Suddenly OK with Space Force
Tue Apr 20, 2021 -- What Mitch Meant!

a steaming mug of expired beans.