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“Zero emissions MTA buses that have ports for you to stick your penis in to regenerate your foreskin if you were circumcised at birth while you ride.”
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“Someone always comes up to me and says ‘Last time, I voted for Donald Trump, this time I’m voting for you.’”
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“I want to give every single New Yorker a UTI.”
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“I want to give every single New Yorker a UBI.”
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“Yo I’m super high right now, does this count as a bodega?”
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“Did you ever notice that Mangos are always wet?”
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“How can we have zero emissions when energy can’t be created or destroyed?”
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“What if we FUND the police??”
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“Housing problem? What if we just moved every New Yorker to Nebraska? It’d be WAY cheaper.”
1. Gerg, 2. Yang, 3. Gerg, 4. Yang, 5. Gerg last Saturday night/possibly Andrew Yang while filming his latest commercial, 6… uh… we got high with Gerg and forgot the rest of the answers…
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