It’s [Insert Date] and COVID is Surging Again. Here Is What You Need to Know.

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Covid Surging

COVID appears to be here for the long haul (especially if you have long COVID!), so the FD editorial team has gone ahead and pre-written some prompts with our best guess at what the next surges will look like. This way, we can crank this clickbait out as fast as fucking possible. We want to be drowning in clicks everytime COVID is ravaging the heartland. Never miss an opportunity to score. DO NOT PUBLISH

It’s October 29th, 2021 and COVID is surging again. Here is what you need to know:

It’s February 7th, 2023 and COVID is surging again. Here is what you need to know:

It’s March 19th, 2028 and COVID is surging again. Here is what you need to know:

It’s June 1st, 2036 and COVID is surging again. Here is what you need to know:

It’s October 14th, 2040 and COVID is surging again. Here is what you need to know:

It’s December 25th, 2040 and COVID is surging again. Here is what you need to know:

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