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Submissions are currently OPEN as of 1/27/25! Please email pitches to functionallydead at gmail dot com !

We put out new issues quarterly.

We’re interested in short (~700 words) left-leaning political satire, non-political comedy that speaks to the current moment, and earnest non-comedic essays from a Leftist perspective.

We’re rarely interested in short fiction or poetry.

We pay $50 per piece.

We reserve the right to edit your piece before publishing, but we won’t surprise you with any edits.

Any questions, email functionallydead at gmail dot com.