Submission Guidelines ΒΆ
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Please email pitches for written/art pieces to functionallydead@gmail.com
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Please include “Submission” in the subject line.
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We look at pitches from contributors every other Wednesday (the Wednesday after an issue was released).
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We’ll get back to you by that Thursday with what pitch we liked the most. After that, we’d like a first draft by EOD that Sunday. This tighter turnaround helps keep each issue fresh and current.
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Please paste the piece directly in the body of the email. If you’re submitting art, an attachment is fine.
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We accept simultaneous submissions - just let us know in the body of your email.
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Thanks to our Patreon, we can pay our contributors! We pay $50 per piece. After your piece is published, we’ll be in touch about payment.
Please feel free to email if you have any questions!