Submissions

Submission Guidelines ¶

• Please email pitches for written/art pieces to functionallydead@gmail.com

• Please include “Submission” in the subject line.

• We look at pitches from contributors every other Wednesday (the Wednesday after an issue was released).

• We’ll get back to you by that Thursday with what pitch we liked the most. After that, we’d like a first draft by EOD that Sunday. This tighter turnaround helps keep each issue fresh and current.

• Please paste the piece directly in the body of the email. If you’re submitting art, an attachment is fine.

• We accept simultaneous submissions - just let us know in the body of your email.

• Thanks to our Patreon, we can pay our contributors! We pay $50 per piece. After your piece is published, we’ll be in touch about payment.

Please feel free to email if you have any questions!